Hello Ambassador...care for a drink?
Once you spill
your refreshment on a literary journal,
chances are you've lost your drink AND hours of delightful reading.
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The Germ + Ravenswood Zinfandel = blue ruin //// Ixnay + Beaulieu Cabernet Sauvignon = sheer desolation //// Jubilat + Beringer Pinot Noir = clapped-out //// Detective Comics + Gundlach-Bundschu Muscat = gone to the dogs //// Mungo vs. Ranger + Kunde Merlot = TKO //// Skanky Possum + Valley of the Moon Riesling = fit for the dust hole
The sharp critical
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against the statistically inevitable large-scale beverage accident.
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